Freaky Kon-Tiki
Hampton River Raft Race
Sunday August 26th, 2012

The Freaky Kon-Tiki has hit the big time! It's now being sposored by New Belgium Brewery and the money raised will help support Hampton Bay Days.
It will be held in Mill Point Park on Sunday August 26th. Float building begins at 9:30am with the first heat at 1:30pm. There will be live music in the park from noon to 6:00pm with food and drinks available for purchase. Click here for all the details and to register your team.
And don't worry, we'll still have a big after party at Marker 20!  


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Download the rules sheet here. It contains lots of great info about how to participate!
Download the release form here.
Download a flyer to show your team mates here.

And the 2009 winners are....

A Dozen Boats Competed for This Year's
Freaky Kon-Tiki Iron Man in Two Length Classes
The Triple Nipple team trimmed five minutes off their winning time from last year with a new design they call P. P. Envy. (Word has it the P. P. stands for their Pasture Point neighborhood.) Congratulations again to Jeff, Trip, Chris, Todd, & Julie for winning the Freaky Iron Man > 10'!
The Shiney Hiney II captured the Freaky Iron Man for boats under 10'. Congratulations to J. D., Steve, John, James, and Robin for matching last year's winning time of just 14 minutes!

Other winners...
Freaky & Frugal...
Escapees Paddy Wagon (spent just $23!)
Freaky & Green...
Bamboozeled (raft made mostly of bamboo)
Freaky & Flirty...
Escapees Paddy Wagon (did you see the outfits?)
Freaky Flotsam...
Escapees Paddy Wagon (they got towed in)
Freaky Kon-Tiki...
Bleaky Kon-Tiki (sunk at the start last year, finished this year in last place at 27 minutes)
The finish times...
9 mins:  P. P. Envy
12 mins:  Bucking Fuzzard
14:  Shiney Hiney II
14 1/2:  Bamboozeled
15 mins:  Float of the Conchords
17 mins:  Dirty Seamen
21 mins:  Hope It Floats
22 mins:  GRITS (Girls Rowing in the South)
23 mins:  We're On a Boat
23 1/2 mins:  Escapees Paddy Wagon
26 mins:  Brent's Team
27 mins:  Bleaky Kon-Tiki
Click to see the pics from 2009...
Building the Boats
On the Water
The Finish Line and After Party at Marker 20


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And the 2008 winner is....

Triple Nipple! Jeff, Trip, Chris, Todd, & Julie
The Triple Nipple team beat out nine other teams to win the Freaky Fast & Furious prize.
They crossed the finish line in just 14 minutes!

Other winners...
Freaky Fun & Friendly... Ship of Fools
Freaky & Frugal... Bayou Bi-atches
Freaky Green & Gallant... The Happy Seamen
Freaky Flotsam... Tizz or Tain't

Click to see the pics from 2008...
Carlyle's Pics
The Teams (all but one - sorry!)
Trip's Pics
Marjorie's Pics
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Or attend the Team Meeting
April 19, 2009
4pm @ Marker 20